TRANSCRIPT: This is James Ricard reporting live from Rome at the convening of the Clan Council. This is only the third time the council has been held, and it’s the first time in nearly 6 years that the leaders of various clans spanning the globe are meeting together in private to settle disputes. Representatives from The Eternal Knights, the recently revived G-Unit, The Pariah Collective, Unifold Industries, and others are all in attendance.

An anonymous source has informed us that G-Unit, led by the Gaebel family, is involved in a dispute with longstanding clan The Eternal Knights. Rumors have been spreading of the dispute, and while there hasn’t yet been any information released by the council, many speculate that a full-scale clan war, the likes we have not seen since the days of the P-C, might be soon to come due to this escalating conflict.

However, my source notes, this is only speculation, and a war on such a large scale is certainly a low possibility. I will be here on site to give you the latest updates from this developing story.

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The Curious Case of Blaze Dariku
*** 1/2

Hey y’all! It’s me Nicola back with another film review!

So this time I decided to see a more, how you could say… touching piece. The Curious Case of Blaze Dariku follows a young man, or rather old, but young? Or old? …Well, in any case, a person who’s supposed to be young but is born with a strange condition that makes him have the appearance and motor skills of that of an old man. The film takes the audience through the various stages in his life. From learning how to walk as an older man (played by Seth Mayvus), to joining the armed forces in his adult life (played by Tokei Arcanos), to finding love at last as a young… albino (played by an uncanny Tabris lookalike).

It’s interesting to say the least! The changes between the ages are pretty swift and can actually be somewhat convincing at times. That was, until it came to the albino (and they cast him because…?). But that whole discrepancy aside, it’s an exceptionally well-made movie with strong performances by everyone involved. The only advice I’d give debut director Skie is to fire his make up crew fast.

TRANSCRIPT: Following the tragic physical assault which involved Dame Valient of The Eternal Knights, an emergency meeting has been called by Pope Benedict XVI. Speculations are high, regarding the possibility that the Dame herself will be canonized, due to her numerous “supernatural” acts and longstanding status as Venerable. Church  scholars and officials are expecting a finalized response by the day’s end. If the canonization is accepted, it may be formalized as early as the week’s end. Experts say that this unusually short amount of time is due to the Dame’s religious fame and popularity. If the Dame does indeed recover from her current critical condition, she may become the world’s first official living saint.